Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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