You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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