Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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