well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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