There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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