something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
