Christians are straight up FREAKS
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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