oh god the rape fog is back!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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