she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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