When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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