I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
