sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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