Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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