I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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