oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
