I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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