you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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