Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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