she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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