Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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