my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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