they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
