If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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