So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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