dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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