omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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