The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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