Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize