is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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