Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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