Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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