4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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