dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize