my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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