If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I have post one night stand depression
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