You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Acid is not a monday night drug
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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