i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I would ride that face into the sunset
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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