every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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