Duck Duck Cougar?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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