My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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