It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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