My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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