YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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