NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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