its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
sex in a hospital.. check
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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