What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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