That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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