she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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