fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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