btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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