I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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