yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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