BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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