its not stalking. its research.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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