you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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