Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
