I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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